Where to begin....

So recently I've been told by several people of the social work/probation/psychology arena that I may possibly be in need of Anger Management counseling. I think I just need a better place to vent. Maybe if I air my frustrations it will release pent up anger and I won't be on the front page of the paper for assaulting a Wal-Mart Greeter (true story and no it wasn't me).

So feel free to read this or not. I'm making myself self important by assuming you want to read my rantings. Do or don't. I don't care. Comment away, however, know this- I will not ever see the error of my ways and enlightening me with your differing opinion and shooting holes in my arguments will do nothing but piss me off...especially if it involves liberal agenda. I tried being a liberal for years, ask my best friend Tina. It doesn't work for me. I still don't make enough money to be a Republican, but since I work to earn my own living instead of mooching off your hard earned tax dollars I cannot be anything else. Plus, I like my gun. I need to purchase more and Democrats whine about guns.

I was once told Denis Leary was truly my soulmate and I should marry him. I love his rantings. So one day I picked up his book, "Why We Suck." Painful in more ways than one...the biggest being my former idol is in reality a flaming liberal douchebag. I now love only Ted Nugent and Steve who may as well be Ted Nugent. I have about a million pet peeves and I'm not sure if I should start listing them today or save them for future posts.

Right now my biggest peeve would be the people running the company for which I work. They don't care to hear my opinions (the common sense solutions) because they all clearly graduated from the Enron School of Business Management. Lowly me only holds a Master's Degree, so I'm clearly not qualified to insinuate that setting impossible goals and taking away all incentives to perform might possibly lead to low morale and an inclination to perform at a less than optimum level. Unfortunately for me, I suffer from a strong work ethic and competitive nature which won't allow me to slack at my job. Not to mention I love the Judges and courts I work for and will continue to work hard for them. Also, I'm not letting probationers off easy cause they piss me off and I'm here to try and make them not be idiots because I'm a contentious bitch.

So I guess that's it. I suppose in the future the quality of my day will be able to be determined based on the amount of posts made. In closing, my biggest pet peeve is calling me, knowing you are going to ask for a phone number, then telling me to wait while you find a pen. If you do this, I will say, "great, call me back when you find one," and hang up on your dumb ___. So there is big peeve #1. More to come....